You want me to do what?????

So Milic began walking past the old forest.Where many said there were ferocious beast as well as other ancient creatures.After what seemed like hours of walking,he heard a crunching sound behind him.He immediately turned behind while pulling out a indigo blade.

What he saw can be described unlike that stupid dude.Oi dont bug the story yet.Fine.He saw a man who oddly looked like a bird.In particular a giant crow.But then hey we all look weird to other people.

"Hi there,what are you or should I say who are you?"said the Crow looking thing."Oh wait,im being rude.I am Leovolt the 23rd."
"Well im Milic,son of Wilic,great great great great grandson of Wistor the 1st junior.And exactly what are you?"said Milic,whose hair began to change colour.
"Well I am a Grinpelr.Oh and by the way,arent you going to scream and run away?"asked Leovolt.
"A Wistor run away,never.After all it seems that all this fear of the forest may be because of the noise your kind makes.After all if I remember rightly,you'll are thought as a symbol of death but that is wrong isnt it?"said Milic,whose hair was now blue.
"What so thats why they run away in fear."exclaimed Leovolt."Yes sir just that very reason"said Milic."Come and follow me,I shall want to speak to you further at Girt."said Leovolt."Very well Leovolt."said Milic.

Poor Poor Story

Yea well the last time I wanted to post a story it didnt go through,much to my horror.............arghhh it was so dam annoying..............but now its time for a new story,well im kinda too annoyed with this one cuz it sounded better in my head..............So the new one's coming,oh and im using it to also give Todric's tales some backbone.

In the beginning there was many a person who was powerful,however after the reformation,the powerful people were reduced until they were limited to the Everpowerful.They are now known as the Rev Worep.Which means basically they are highly trained and fielded in many conditions which have magnified their powers to a level where they are "Everpowerful".Now we shall see the view of the Grim Reaper/Djolbor,who later will be executed by Todric,who is helping to tell parts of this story.Oh shut up Todric.Hey I executed this fiend.Man you are not intelligent enough at story telling so leave it to me.Well I have his memories.Fine you can tell some.

Well anyways lets start this tale.Yes well I'll start.It all begins in a land now known as Lost Lands in our language,it is known as Cloris'rasta in the words of power.(DAm that boy and his dragon for creating another world........)Anyways Djolbor then known as Milic was cooking up a feast.He was dicing potatoes when a blue bird came flying in.Milic bowed then he quickly grabbed a bowl of fish and proferred it to the blue bird.

The blue bird changed into a man,its the closest thing to what he was........too bad the Dyzloft didnt exist back in those days.Yes well its probably a good thing too for this guy is rather vain no matter how hard one try's to reason with him.Yes well he is a Creator of the Everpowerful.So what?Umm lets continue this story first.Todric nods.

Well anyways that bird turned into a man who probably had no one who could even be close in comparison after all his looks kept on changing.........much to any authors annoyance as well as any poet...........Anyways right now he had deep blue eyes and short black hair.

"Why are you hear my lord?"said Milic,who if I might add was fidgeting on the spot."DO you require any sustenance?"

"No I shant be requiring sustanance or long winded talks either."said the man....really need a name for this guy."Rather I ask that you go to the Girt now and prepare a fire there."

"Very well My Lord but how about this feast?"said Milic."Well I will help you entertain your guest and finish cooking this meal after all I have been looking for an excuse to stop and drink lots of wine as well as white chocolate not mint.You do have white chocolate right?"said the guy....man whats his name if only I remembered. "

"Yes My Lord I have white chocolate"said Milic."Good now go."ordered the guy

Poor Milic left without any food or even a nice fluffy pillow to go to Girt.Which as everyone knew was a place filled with diamonds but why would a Wistor like him need those.A Wistor was something I just made up,its a human sized species who are a lot like us except that they have hands which have some sort of element coming out of it.Yes both the scientific version and the other type.Well hope you comment about this.

Change of plans

Captain Frost was ordered to lead what he called a suicidal attack.So perhaps it is better if we got a view from one of the men under his command of the battle,Lieutenant Ah Wat.Oh did I mention we even got a monkey to check this man's grammar.

Ah Wat,go and take your platoon and strike the enemy.Anyways back to me.So I had to move through the dense annoying jungle.No I wasnt looking for any plants Dong.All I saw were stupid plants and the horrible enemies running at my men with guns.So obviously I shoot at them.(This subjects grammar was not evaluated before we choose him.)I then went frazy(crazy?) on them.They were all over and that iditic(idiotic) person went and got himself shoot(sigh (shot)).

Ah Wong,you were wrong this is not fan(O.O(fun)) at all.Then ah I got shoot(not again you moron,its got shot.)I creamed(screamed........) but then I didnt hear anything.I started to panic then suddenly it all went blank( :) Yay no more grammar inspections)

Dong dong dong,I was woken up by Corporal Adu(Abu.......why O why did he wake up.)I ordered my men to go and shot(shoot ......I'll find you for this Ah Wat.) them.I then lead two of my men to strike their roar(REAR!!!!)I was able to kill them.But sadly I wen(when) I returned I found out that two of my men had to be ampuutated(amputated.)

I the inspector hereby promise that I will go and take a coconut and whack this Ah Wat with it when he comes back.Well I never knew the monkey would be annoyed about grammaer or spelling errors........owwww...........